SOME FUN! (SORTA)
Who says there ain't nuthin' to do during these dark days of winter?
Why, just this week there were some real humdinger events listed in the newspaper, including:
- The Suburban Home and Garden Show. This enticing half-page ad drew me in with a headshot of The late Princess of Wales and the headline "Diana, the People's Princess, a private collection - Meet Diana's former butler Paul Burrell" and "Get the Royal Treatment."
At first I thought perhaps the Home & Garden Show was showcasing a bunch of marigolds from Lady Di's garden that somehow survived 15 years after her demise. But further investigation online revealed that the "private collection" referred to a "series" of gowns and dresses worn by the late princess. (My ballpark is that they'll have - at most - two of her most mundane dresses thrown on a couple of wire hangers.)
What does royal fashion have to do with homes and gardens? Beats me. But you have to give kudos to her servant for squeezing a buck out of his former employer for as long as he possibly can and by whatever means possible. In the "oh, how the mighty have fallen" category, he's gone from being interviewed on 60 MINUTES to unabashedly hawking his tenuous royal affiliation at a show with 300 vendors who are also selling their wares in the Philadelphia-area hinterlands.
Lady Di is probably rolling over in her tiara.
- The Greater Philadelphia Sports Show - This sounds like fun for the whole family, especially when you read about the headliners, such as the Swampmaster, a brave alligator handler who "demonstrates his skills at alligator handling and presents educational information about alligators." Because, let's be honest, if there's one skill the kids from the Philly region need to learn more about, it's how to handle a gator.
But Swampmaster isn't the only star of the show. There's also Jack Dagger, "The King of Fling...a world renowned knife throwing comedian" who has been inducted into the International Knife Throwers Hall of Fame. That sounds like a superb combo because who doesn't enjoy some sharp objects being fired along with some sharp jabs?
Curiously, this sports show is being held in the exact same Philly burb as the aforementioned "royal" Home & Garden Show.
Now, if they could only feature the Swampmaster wrestling Paul Burrell while Jack Dagger throws knives at the shameless British manservant, we'd finally get to see some real entertainment...
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