NOW THAT WAS STUPID...
A recent obituary for a 110-year-old woman included this gem: "Asked what it was like to be 110, she said: 'It's not much different to being 109.'"
Ask a stupid question, get a zinger answer from a tough old bird.
I'm not a lifetime Mensa member, but stupidity seems to be prolific these days.
Need evidence? I could mention two criminals who deserve a Stupid Award.
One was a handcuffed prisoner who was arrested on drug charges but escaped police custody in downtown Philly. While he might have been wily enough to slip out of the handcuffs, he'll probably have a tougher time hiding from the authorities because of prominent tattoos on his face, including the letter "H" between his eyebrows. Think about it: If you're going to live on the lam, how smart is it to have indelible tattoos plastered on your mug? "No officer, I haven't seen anyone who looks like him...there was one guy in the neighborhood with an "A" on his chest, but no "H" on the face... sorry."
Ironically, another scumbag who was on the run from the fuzz also had memorable facial tats: A star inked under each eye. Again, if you know that you are a lowlife who is probably going to be featured in Mugshot Monthly, how could you be so stupid as to get an unforgettable tattoo? What, a rose and the word "Mom" weren't good enough for the likes of you?
Supposedly, star tattoos on the kisser represent time served in prison. I hope when they catch this creep (he hurt a little girl) that he gets enough of a sentence to have a galaxy etched on his face.
Unfortunately, stupidity is not limited to Philly. In Ohio, members of a breakaway Amish group cut the beards and hair of some men in their group in a disagreement about "church discipline." Ouch. That'll learn 'em.
And speaking of churches and boorish behavior, over the holidays, Greek and Armenian monks battled each other with brooms in a feud over sacred space at the Church of the Nativity in Bethlehem. Palestinian security forces had to break up the monks before their bodies and blood were all over the Body and Blood of Christ.
How stupid can it get? Don't ask, don't tell.
If I live to be 110, I'll never know.
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